"Honey, what do you want me to do with this?" he says sweetly.
I spin around to to see what he's talking about and encounter this..
Being a rather easy going person, I then proceeded to scream. I wasn't exactly expecting a spider the size of a cat to be 2 inches away from my nose.
He found this in the basement. Ohhh.. he was completely aware of his actions. 100% deliberate.
It is actually very impressive, but I can appreciate it much much more when it isn't right in my face. I am also hoping it is an only child.. a lone survivor who's nearest relatives are at least 2 houses away.
And to those spouses who think that doing such a thing is a good idea..hilarious even.. If you pull this prank, and their birthday is coming up.. or say.. a 14th wedding anniversary..
You'd better make sure you are giving them a really great gift.